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My Hundred Lovers Book Launch

My Hundred Lovers

Everyone welcome to come along to Avid Reader Bookshop in BrizVegas on May 30 to see Matthew Condon launch My Hundred Lovers.

It’s been a long time in the making this book — you would never know it from such a slight book the work it took to get there.

So please come along to celebrate with me if you are anywhere in the vicinity. Numbers are limited and you will need to book on the link .

See you there!

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My funny madeleine….

You know about Proust and his madeleine, right? How in In Search of Lost Time the little cake, a wash of flour, butter and sugar in the mouth, brings back a whole world? That beautiful line, “The sight of the little madeleine had recalled nothing to my mind before I tasted it”? Well, who knew that hearing Rod Stewart’s Tonight\'s the Night on the car radio yesterday would be my madeleine moment?

Suddenly, there I was: on the cusp of life, ready for everything. I was sixteen again, a “virgin child” myself, and that song — that daggy, daggy, so uncool song, sang by the so uncool Rod — bought everything from those summer months flooding back.

I remember the fizz of pleasure in my veins, the great, huge, impossible hopes I had, how my friends and I spoke endlessly about the mystery of sex that was awaiting us.

How I wish I had put in a bit of Rod Stewart now in My Hundred Lovers. Aint that the great wonder and pleasure of life? A cake? A song?

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Berkelouw Books, Eumundi, Noosa Hinterland, Queensland

I know I look pained in this photograph but Friday 13th at Amanda’s beautiful Berkelouw Books was such fun. An amazing turnout of lively and interesting readers, mainly women, to talk about my Charmian Clift inspired BROKEN BOOK. Some really intelligent analysis I thought (including a lively debate about whether I should have structured it in three parts — which is what I wanted to do originally).

Then onto the new book, MY HUNDRED LOVERS, which is not yet published, but which Amanda Isler — who runs the shop — has read in proof. I couldn’t believe that Amanda got it — just like that! — understanding EXACTLY the book’s intentions. Could any writer ask for more? And the book’s first ‘independent’ reader — thrilled aint the word.

Thank you so much Amanda and Berkelouw!

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Dr Catherine Hamlin and her work with the women of Ethiopia

Very bad news indeed that the conservative Christian lobby have hijacked the inspirational work of Dr Catherine Hamlin’s work for the women of Ethiopia. Recto-vaginal fistulas are common childbirth injuries in Africa and infrequent in western countries. As a sufferer myself, and as a supporter of Hamlin’s work, I was appalled to hear of this. Please make your opinion known to the Australian branch if you can. Thanks.
Email address here: emailus@hamlinfistula.org.au
ABC 7.30 Report

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Not the Queensland Premier’s Literary Awards

They’re up and running folks. Thanks to Matthew Condon Krissy Kneen and Fiona Stager’s wonderful BrizVegas bookshop Avid Reader, an alternative prize to the recently cancelled Queensland Premier’s Literary Prize is now open for business.

Apply here Queensland Literary Awards

And big thanks to the READERS. This is not just about writers or their careers, this is about everyone who reads (and everyone who doesn’t actually – without reading, the whole joint stops rockin’). Thanks especially to Lisa Hill, a passionate advocate of Australian writing, and her ANZ Litlovers blog

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Dear Mr Newman or Why Books Matter

Dear Mr Newman,

You probably won’t know me because I am a writer. I am not a swimmer or a footballer or even an unsung hard-working nurse. But publishers know me and literary festival organizers know me and my friends and family know me and, hey, sometimes even readers know me.
I’ve been writing a long time – nine books since 1987 – but I had to give up writing books full time and I’d like to explain why. I’d like to explain to you why books are not expendable. This is not about one individual literary career but about all of us.
I can probably count myself as a “successful” writer (even though you have never heard of me) because I receive decent advances – about $AUD80,000 – for each of my books. Sounds like a lot, doesn’t it? But the researching and writing of a novel and the actual publishing process itself means that the $AUD80,000 is spread over two, three and sometimes even four years. Doesn’t sound so much then.
Most writers like me never earn out their advance. Let me give you the maths: a book retails for, say, $AUD30 and the author’s chunk of each book sale is ten per cent. Yes, three dollars! The publisher and the book seller get the largest amount and an author receiving an advance of $AUD80,000 needs to sell nearly 27,000 books to start earning above that advance. (In the eyes of a lot of people this actually makes me a “failure” as a writer because I write books that do not sell in their millions or indeed in their hundreds of thousands. This is the argument that says the market decides – but until the publishers decide not to publish me I guess I am still in the game. Sadly, in this current economic climate, some of my writer friends can’t even get published).
To you, 27,000 books probably doesn’t sound like many books to sell. But the most I’ve ever sold, for a book that got short-listed and long-listed for almost every literary award going (including the IMPAC Dublin Literary Award which at one million euros is the world’s richest literary prize) is about 20,000. Word-of-mouth has it that Booker Prize winner Peter Carey’s last book sold even less than that in Australia.
But who cares? The publisher and booksellers don’t care because they are making the money. The children and spouse of the author might care (my ex-husband cared so much we ended up getting divorced) and the poor little author might care but why should anyone else? How important are books when there are more important things to be getting on with, such as schooling the children and nursing the sick and minding the pennies so that the pounds look after themselves.
Here’s why. First I’ll talk money, Mr Newman, because quite rightly the good management of the people’s money is what good government is about. If you don’t understand anything else about the value of books you might understand their monetary value, so here goes.
In the Great Depression, when there was even less public money and private money around than there is now, President Roosevelt started something called the New Deal. It was a stimulus package aimed at providing work for millions of unemployed, mainly in the building of public works. But critical to the plan was the WPA (Works Progress Administration) with its arts, drama, media and literacy projects attached, which provided work to the artists and writers who would come later come to play a pivotal role in the flourishing of post-world war America. Saul Bellow, John Steinbeck, Walker Evans, Jackson Pollock, Joseph Cotton and numerous others worked on it.
You know what? Today American books and television and cinema rule the world. American’s non-profit arts and culture industry generate $166.2 billion dollars in economic activity annually, generating $29.6 billion in government revenue. When Obama did his stimulus package in 2009 he included $50 million for the National Endowment for the Arts because as the co-chairman of the Congressional Arts Caucus said at the time: “If we’re trying to stimulate the economy, and get money into the Treasury, nothing does that better than art.”
In the UK, where I lived from 2000 until 2010, the creative industries employs some two million people, contributing 60 billion pounds to the economy annually, which is about seven per cent of GDP, similar to mining and manufacturing.
In Australia, according to the latest ABS figures, in 2006-7 Australian production of cultural goods and services totaled $AUD45,890 million. Want to save some pennies Mr Campbell? Stimulate Queensland’s flagging movie industry. Start making television mini-series in Queensland. I don’t suppose that many people out there who, like you, share a disdain for writers remember that all those movies and television shows they watch originate with writers too. Writers don’t just write books, they write screenplays and drama and television sit-coms and songs.
But I’d like to leave money aside for a moment. I’d like to talk about the value of the work of a writer compared to the value of the work of a nurse. As it happened I’ve had a bit of experience with both: after the birth of my two children I spent many years in and out of hospital and, boy, is there a difference between a bad nurse and a good one. I bow down to each and every nurse and doctor, every ambulance driver, every cleaner in the ward, every working person who spared the time to remember that we were not simply bodies being healed but living beings.
And that is where the real work of the writer comes in. The nurse has his or her job but so does the writer. The writer’s job is to report the intimate news, the news you don’t read in the newspaper, to bring to life the world we carry in our heads. The writer’s job is to tend to the heart, mind and soul.
You might not have heard the inspirational speech that Karl Paulnack, head of music at Boston Conservatory of Music gave to his new students and their parents a few years back. He said that even his own parents, who deeply loved music, weren’t exactly sure what the value of music was. He wanted to reassure the parents in the room that being a musician mattered, that it wasn’t a waste of an education and, indeed, it was just a critical job as being a doctor or a nurse.
He spoke about how music and stories were part of being human, that ever since man could speak he had been making music and telling stories. Even in the concentration camps art survived, in stories and music and song, and Paulnack told the story of wandering around the morning after 9/11, grief-struck, dumb, and how people everywhere spontaneously gathered into little groups to sing.
Then he said: “If we were a medical school, and you were here as a med student practicing appendectomies, you’d take your work very seriously because you would imagine that some night at two AM someone is going to waltz into your emergency room and you’re going to have to save their life.
“Well, my friends, someday at 8 PM someone is going to walk into your concert hall and bring you a mind that is confused, a heart that is overwhelmed, a soul that is weary. Whether they go out whole again will depend partly on how well you do your craft.”
Mr Newman, writers take their craft seriously. In cancelling the Queensland Premier’s Prize for Literature you have sent every writer and every Queenslander a clear message that writers taking that craft seriously does not matter and, moreover, that the books they write do not matter either. Now, would you like me to explain the meaning of the word “philistine”?

Yours sincerely
Susan Johnson
Former full-time writer, now full-time feature writer, Qweekend
Johnsonsu@couriermail.com.au
Twitter: @sjreaders

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My beautiful new cover

My Hundred Lovers

Out in June. I’ll be doing a gig at Emundi in the Sunshine Coast hinterland, a library on the Gold Coast, writer’s festivals in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Mudgee and Byron Bay and a few other things (Avid Reader, West End, Brisbane). Will update as I go but in the meantime big thanks to the wonderful team at Allen and Unwin. Independent publishers way to go!

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Party like it’s 2005…..

In old news I will be talking about not my new novel, My Hundred Lovers, or the one before that Life in Seven Mistakes, but the one published in 2005 inspired by the life of Charmian Clift. That would be The Broken Book.

As anyone who knows me knows, Greece has long formed one of the central romantic columns of my life. Together with France, Greece allowed me to be free, to imagine myself as the person I wanted to be.

So, anyone interested in Greece or Charmian Clift or the life of lady writers (that would be The Stella Prize), or indeed anyone who is feeling lucky, please come to the beautiful Queensland hinterland town of Eumundi on Friday April 13. I will try to remember what the book is about.

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On divorce

Being one for hyperbole, as well as sensationalism (the last according to Hermione Lee, a few years back, when I broke the cardinal rule of journalism and gave her a copy of the story I wrote about her and her wonderful biography of Edith Wharton. In the course of our conversation I had asked Lee whether anything in a subject’s life was off limits to a biographer and she said she found every single thing in her subject’s life interesting. In passing she said that if she had known what kind of sanitary pad Edith Wharton or Virginia Woolf used, for example, she would have named it. From memory I began my peice about the private body and the public life — citing the pads — which Lee believed ‘sensationalised’ the seriousness of her interest.)

But I digress. One day I shall write my memoirs and put in everything I have ever left out of journalism (which is in fact why I became a fiction writer in the first place because fiction tells the REAL story and not the surface one). Journalism tells the public story and fiction tells the truth.

But what does memoir tell? The British author Rachel Cusk and I published memoirs of motherhood – and memoirs of being writing mothers morever — around the same time but hers had far greater success than mine. Cusk is the most cerebral of writers; hers is an intelligence of the very highest order — now while I don’t think I am stupid, I am definitely more interested in emotion than she is. I have more writerly failings too, hyperbole being one of them (in the flesh, as on the page — every writer knows his or her own flaws best but writers — unlike, say, models — TELL. Elle McPherson says she knows exactly what her physical flaws are but do you think she would be so stupid as to point them out?)

Well, now both Cusk and I are divorced. But do you think I would write a memoir about my divorce, as she has? Answer: no. Here’s some Johnson hyperbole: sometimes when women leave men, men retaliate by either killing their wives, or killing their children in revenge. I know most blokes don’t — and that some women, like Medea, kill their children to avenge their husbands. But — people — it’s mainly blokes, am I right? Do I need to pull up a few statistics here?

Women, on the other hand, write memoirs. Except that I’m not going to because I don’t want to be sued and because my sons are fifteen and sixteen years old and the divorce of their parents is dislocation enough. Add the dislocation of moving from the UK (where they spent more years than in Australia) back to Australia, and, well, I reckon it’s enough.

Besides, you know how bitterness is not a good look? Actually I’m furious at the penalties that have been rained down upon my head because of my decision to leave an awful marriage but — all in all — I am so happy to be out of it that happiness wins out over bitterness every time.

Let’s just say that it cost me a lot of money to leave my marriage but that it was worth every single cent. Dog food here I come (twenty thousand Australian dollars worth of pension anyone?) but –mmm mmm — I will be smiling as I swill it down.

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